'Sarah is Always Right' Women's-Cut Tee, Navy

Every great story needs a great rivalry: Yankees vs. Red Sox, Coke vs. Pepsi, Hamilton vs. Burr, Rebel Alliance vs. The Empire. 

And then you’ve got Sarah versus JVL—the ultimate showdown between sunny optimism and hope for the future of humanity, on the one hand. And bottomless, bleak, all-consuming despair about the fate of our species, on the other. 

We won’t tell you which side to pick. But there is a right answer. Choose wisely.

Sizing:

S (in): Chest 34–37, Waist 26–28
M (in): Chest 38–41, Waist 28–30
L (in): Chest 42–45, Waist 30–32
XL (in): Chest 46–49, Waist 32–35
XXL (in): Chest 50–53, Waist 35–38