"JVL Is Always Right" Sticker

Every great story needs a great rivalry: Yankees vs. Red Sox, Coke vs. Pepsi, Hamilton vs. Burr, Rebel Alliance vs. The Empire. 

And then you’ve got Sarah vs. JVL—the ultimate showdown between sunny optimism and hope for the future of humanity, on the one hand. And bottomless, bleak, all-consuming despair about the fate of our species, on the other. 

We won’t tell you which side to pick. But there is a right answer. Choose wisely.